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The Complete history of the world (abridged)

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The whole of history in 90 minutes!
Without the boring bits!

Did you know?

Babylonian builders were afraid of falling elephants.
Pythagoras wanted to be a cabaret singer.
The Vikings thought Greenland was boring.
Captain Cook discovered the Isle of Wight.
The greatest technological development of recent times was the edible tissue.

Join Old Father Time and Bruce Fortuna as they guide you through scenes depicting life for the Sumerians, Babylonians, Greeks, Romans, Vikings and Aztecs; life in Renaissance Italy; life as an explorer; life in the Workhouse. See the early days of some inventions that shape our modern lives.

This amazing show is guaranteed to be an education as well as an entertainment.
With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 16.

 

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This show has 8 songs...

  • History
  • Literacy
  • Mathematics
  • Games
  • Religious Studies
  • Art & Science
  • Geography
  • Design Technology
  • The CD contains 16 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.

    Old Father Time
    Bruce Fortuna
    Hubert
    Maureen

    The Sumerians
    Gilgamesh
    Dumuzid
    Man-ishtishu

    The Babylonians
    Gobyras
    Cyrus
    Nabonidus
    Abilassar
    Sippara
    Ditana  
    The Greeks
    Pythagoras
    Leon
    Theano
    Petron

    The Romans
    Spiculus
    Vitellius
    Celadus [Kela-dus]
    Scaurus
    Brian, a bear  
    The Vikings
    Harald
    Ragnar
    Erik
    Godfrid
    Olaf

    The Aztecs
    Xicotencatl [She-coat-en-cattle]
    Teculihuatzin [Tek-olli-wat-sin]
    Acaxochitl [Aka-soh-sheetl]

    The Renaissance
    Francesco Melzi
    Leonardo da Vinci
    Unknown Florentine Lady 
    The Age of Exploration
    Captain James Cook
    Aneas Aitken
    Alexander Weir
    Robert Taylor
    Sidney Parkinson

    The Industrial Revolution
    Nathanial Spoon
    Jasper Minton
    Obadiah Trollope
    George Parkinson
    Constance Pruitt
    Seymour Plank  
    The Modern World
    Mr Ibuka
    Mr Morita
    Adam Osborne
    Harold Lee
    Martin Cooper
    Kozo Ohsone
     

     

    Doubling up is possible for most characters; it is quite feasible that this play could be performed by as few as 16 people or as many as 50.

    An extract from scene 9 - the age of exploration

    Aitken: That’s a wonderful choice of name, if I may say so Captain!
    Cook: It is rather, isn’t it?
    Aitken: And it will look so good on the map, along with the nineteen other islands you named ‘Cookland’.
    Cook: I think it will indeed look splendid.
    Weir: Will it not be a little confusing Captain?
    Cook: I beg your pardon?
    Weir: Don’t get me wrong; I like ‘Cookland’ as a name as much as the next man, but won’t it be a bit confusing for other navigators?
    Cook: I don’t see why Mr Weir.
    Weir: Well if the captain of a ship asks for a course to be plotted to Cookland, the navigator’s going to have to ask which one.
    Cook: And?
    Weir: And when he gets the answer: ‘The Cookland 12 miles to the north of Cookland and 30 miles to the east of Cookland’ it’s all going to get a bit confusing.
    Cook: Nonsense!
    Weir: It’s not nonsense, Captain. It’s going to be blooming awkward.
    Aitken: If the Captain wants to call the island ‘Cookland’ he can call the island ‘Cookland’. If you ever achieve the rank of captain you’ll have the same privilege.  
    Sidney: (Nervously) Can we get back on the ship now?
    Cook: But we haven’t explored the island yet, Mr Parkinson.
    Sidney: I know, but there might be...
    Cook: Cannibals, Mr Parkinson?
    Sidney: Yes, sir.
    Cook: Were there cannibals on the last island, Mr Parkinson?
    Sidney: No, sir.
    Cook: You have worried about there being cannibals on every island we have visited, Mr Parkinson. Have we yet met a cannibal, Mr Parkinson?
    Sidney: Well...there was that one three islands ago.
    Cook: I don’t recall any cannibals on Cookland. Do you Mr Aitken?
    Aitken: Which Cookland was that, Captain?
    Cook: Um – number seventeen I believe.
    Aitken: A cannibal on Cookland number seventeen? I don’t think so, Captain. Sidney: You must remember! He was holding a hairy skull scooping out the brain. He even offered you some!
    Taylor: That was a coconut you fool.
    Sidney: No – I’m sure it was a cannibal. 

    If you would like to see more download the whole of this scene as a PDF by clicking here.
    You can also read the Babylonian scene by clicking here

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