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Panto Crime | script £33 | songs £13

Panto Crime cover

Our story starts with the endings of four pantomimes: Snow White, Cinderella, Aladdin and Red Riding Hood, but none of them are working out quite as they should.

Who's been mucking about with the endings, and why?


Will Cinderella and Snow White find their princes?

Will Red Riding Hood get her granny out of the wolf's tummy?

Will Aladdin ever make Jasmine, his high-maintenance girlfiriend happy?

And will Alan the squirrel ever find his nuts?

But there's villainy afoot, and this time there's a perfect villain.
But he has a less-than-perfect sidekick, so there's no telling what will happen!

The pantomime to end all pantomimes - this show breathes new life into a well-loved genre.

With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children ageed between 10 and 16.

A Recent Review:

We did Panto Crime at Christmas. I thought the audience was never going to stop clapping! Without exception everyone who commented said it was the funniest play they had seen in a long time! Excellent script thank you!!

Kate Atterby - Paintbox Youth Theatre, Lincolnshire

 

further information:

Piano

This show has 6 songs...

  • Oh No It Isn't!
  • The Magnificent 7
  • Ugly
  • The Last Man in China
  • I Want Everything
  • Story Ends

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    The CD contains 12 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.
    Fairy Godmother

    Wicked Queen
    Snow White

    Brainy
    Cranky
    Antihistameeny
    Dozy
    Weepy
    Pasty
    Nippy

    Reg, a woodsman      		 Thisbe
    Clorinda
    Wicked Stepmother
    Cinderella
    Buttons

    Prince Perkiss of Polonia
         		 Abanazar
    Princess Jasmine
    Aladdin
    Wishee-Washee
    Widow Twankey

    Prince Charming
         		 Red Riding Hood
    Genii

    Malopious
    Pig

    Wolf
    Granny

    Ghost or ghosts

    Storyteller     		  

     

    Cast: 30 characters, with scope for a chorus and dancers.

    An extract from ACt 1 - Red Riding hood meets aladdin's Genii

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    I Want Everything by Ravenbeard The Magnificent Seven by Ravenbeard