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miss, you kill me!
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Miss, You Kill Me!
Kill Me cover

Ben is worried. It's his first day at a new school, and there's something not quite right.

Could it be the fact that he was given a knife on his way in?

Or could it be that all his lessons seem to be about ways to dispose of people. Shouldn't he tell someone? OFSTED would surely have something to say about this.

This very original comedy about the anxieties of starting a new school is sure to knock your audience dead!

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A sample of text as a Word file or PDF
Cast list as a Word file or PDF

The Music

This play does not come with accompanying music.

Cast & Length

Cast: 25 characters, plus some dancers. There is scope for doubling up some of the smaller parts.

Suitable for KS2 & KS3 children

Running time approx. 1 hour

Price: £24.99 for script with performance and photocopying licence.

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