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A Job For Mr Bunny

script £24 songs £8*

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Tooth Fairy has managed to convince the Easter Bunny that it's his fault that children's teeth fall out.

It's all that chocolate, you see. And now he's dispappeared.

In his absence, some very unlikely characters are looking to apply for the newly vacant post. But with Sergeant Pickles and Constable Spoon on his tail, it can only be a matter of time before he's found. Providing, of course, that Sergeant Pickles doesn't lose all his teeth to his weakness for barley sugars.

Reinforcing the messages that it's important to look after your teeth and to eat healthily, this comedy will entertain both children and adults alike.
With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged between 8 and 14.

Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy

Shirl, a job center filler of forms
Winston, an unemployed ne'er-do-well
Spanner, Winston's friend

Harriet, a little girl
Sam, Harriet's little brother

Sid, a burglar

Dennis, a bogeyman
Mrs Node, posh lady from the Agency
Sandman

Mrs Belcher, a headmistress
Tilly } Class 5B,
Alex } a small class
Kyle } maybe, but
Luke } roles are falling,
Vicky } you know

Sergeant Pickles
Constable Spoon

Mrs Pardew, a dentist's wife
Floss Pardew, a dentist's daughetr
Mr Pardew, a dentist


  

Cast: 22 characters with scope for a chorus and extra non-speaking parts.

This show has 3 songs...

  • Come Home
  • On The Way
  • Did You Forget

  • The CD contains 6 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.

    Come Home by Ravenbeard On The Way by Ravenbeard

    An extract from scene 4 - Mr Bunny Doing a Bit of Supply teaching

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    The Complete History of
    The World (Abridged)

    script £28 songs £12*

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    The whole of history in 90 minutes!
    Without the boring bits!

    Did you know?

    Babylonian builders were afraid of falling elephants.
    Pythagoras wanted to be a cabaret singer.
    The Vikings thought Greenland was boring.
    Captain Cook discovered the Isle of Wight.
    The greatest technological development of recent times was the edible tissue.

    Join Old Father Time and Bruce Fortuna as they guide you through scenes depicting life for the Sumerians, Babylonians, Greeks, Romans, Vikings and Aztecs; life in Renaissance Italy; life as an explorer; life in the Workhouse. See the early days of some inventions that shape our modern lives.

    This amazing show is guaranteed to be an education as well as an entertainment.
    With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 16.

    Old Father Time
    Bruce Fortuna
    Hubert
    Maureen

    The Sumerians
    Gilgamesh
    Dumuzid
    Man-ishtishu

    The Babylonians
    Gobyras
    Cyrus
    Nabonidus
    Abilassar
    Sippara
    Ditana  
    The Greeks
    Pythagoras
    Leon
    Theano
    Petron

    The Romans
    Spiculus
    Vitellius
    Celadus [Kela-dus]
    Scaurus
    Brian, a bear  
    The Vikings
    Harald
    Ragnar
    Erik
    Godfrid
    Olaf

    The Aztecs
    Xicotencatl [She-coat-en-cattle]
    Teculihuatzin [Tek-olli-wat-sin]
    Acaxochitl [Aka-soh-sheetl]

    The Renaissance
    Francesco Melzi
    Leonardo da Vinci
    Unknown Florentine Lady 
    The Age of Exploration
    Captain James Cook
    Aneas Aitken
    Alexander Weir
    Robert Taylor
    Sidney Parkinson

    The Industrial Revolution
    Nathanial Spoon
    Jasper Minton
    Obadiah Trollope
    George Parkinson
    Constance Pruitt
    Seymour Plank  
    The Modern World
    Mr Ibuka
    Mr Morita
    Adam Osborne
    Harold Lee
    Martin Cooper
    Kozo Ohsone
     

    50 speaking roles: Doubling up is possible for most characters; it is quite feasible that this play could be performed by as few as 16 people.

    This show has 8 songs...

    • History

    • Literacy

    • Mathematics

    • Games

    • Religious Studies

    • Art & Science

    • Geography

    • Design Technology

    The CD contains 16 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.

    Literacy by Ravenbeard Art & Science by Ravenbeard Religious Studies by Ravenbeard

    An extract from scene 9 - The Age of Exploration

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    Murder at the
    Hotel Crumhorn

    script £25 songs £8*

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    When the whole catalogue of horror story characters convene to elect a new president at the Hotel Crumhorn there was always going to be trouble.

    One by one the creatures of the night are bumped off, but by whom?


    Or what.
    And why?
    Will Inspector Spigot and Sergeant Grimley get to the bottom of it?
    And what on earth is a pixie doing there?
    To make it worse there are two 'normal'guests - Ted and Vera Luncheonmeat - who have been booked into the hotel in error. How will they cope with the werewolves, vampires and witches, not to mention the murders?

    More electrifying than an evening plugged into Dr Frankenstein's laboratory equipment, your children will love this monster murder mystery.
    With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 14.

    Hans, a dogsbody
    Boris, the under-dogsbody
    Mr Crumhorn
    Mrs Crumhorn

    Inspector Spigot
    Sergeant Grimley

    Horst }
    Agatha } an
    Dolly } angry
    Keith } mob
    Quentin }

    Rameses, a mummy
    Ptolemy, a mummy

    Bunty, a witch
    Mildred, a witch
    Drusilla, a witch  

    Count Backula, a vampire
    Vlad-the-Retailer, a vampire
    Milo Veins, a vampire

    Wilfred Pilf, a pixie

    Percy Ostlethwaite, a coach driver

    Kobold, a goblin
    Boggle, a goblin

    Dr Frankenstein
    Monster

    Manfred, keeper of The Hand
    Bernie, a werewolf
    Arthur, a zombie  

    Britney, a siren
    Kylie, a siren

    Flossie, a weresheep

    Kim, a banshee
    Denise, a banshee
    Dennis, a bogeyman

    Vera, a hapless holidaymaker
    Ted, Vera's inept husband

    Cast: 37 characters with scope for a chorus or extra, non-speaking horrors.

    This show has 3 songs...

  • Horror Stories
  • Nightmare
  • A Decent Storyline

  • The CD contains 6 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.

    Horror Stories by Ravenbeard A Decent Storyline by Ravenbeard

    An extract from Act 1 - The Witches Arrive

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    Panto Crime

    script £28 songs £11*

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    Our story starts with the endings of four pantomimes: Snow White, Cinderella, Aladdin and Red Riding Hood, but none of them are working out quite as they should.

    Who's been mucking about with the endings, and why?


    Will Cinderella and Snow White find their princes?
    Will Red Riding Hood get her granny out of the wolf's tummy?
    Will Aladdin ever make Jasmine, his high-maintenance girlfiriend happy?
    And will Alan the squirrel ever find his nuts?

    But there's villainy afoot, and this time there's a perfect villain.
    But he has a less-than-perfect sidekick, so there's no telling what will happen!

    The pantomime to end all pantomimes - this show breathes new life into a well-loved genre.
    With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children ageed between 10 and 16.

    Fairy Godmother

    Wicked Queen
    Snow White

    Brainy
    Cranky
    Antihistameeny
    Dozy
    Weepy
    Pasty
    Nippy

    Reg, a woodsman  

    Thisbe
    Clorinda
    Wicked Stepmother
    Cinderella
    Buttons

    Prince Perkiss of Polonia

    Red Riding Hood
    Genii

    Ghost or ghosts

    Abanazar
    Princess Jasmine
    Aladdin
    Wishee-Washee
    Widow Twankey

    Prince Charming
     Malopious
    Pig

    Wolf
    Granny

    Storyteller

    Cast: 30 characters, with scope for a chorus and dancers.

    This show has 6 songs...

    • Oh No It Isn't!
    • The Magnificent 7
    • Ugly

    • The Last Man in China
    • I Want Everything
    • Story Ends

    The CD contains 12 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.

    I Want Everything by Ravenbeard The Magnificent Seven by Ravenbeard

    An extract from Act 1 - Red Riding Hood Meets Aladdin's Genii

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    Persephone and the
    Three Golden Hairs

    script £28 songs £13*

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    The prophecy: a girl born in poverty who is destined to become a queen.
    The problem: a king who doesn't want this girl marrying his son, 'the adorable' Prince Wilbert.

    This show has it all:

    A resourceful young heroine:
    A relentlessly nasty king;
    A band of inept, but strangely helpful criminal masterminds;
    A mysterious used broom salesman;
    A hypochondriac ferryman of the underworld;
    A puppet who may one day grow up to be a slightly larger puppet.

    In order to marry her prince, Persephone must travel to the Underworld to pluck the three golden hairs from the back of Hades. On the way she meets some unusual characters and helps to solve their equally unusual problems.

    Weaving elements from Greek myth with a fairytale by the Brothers Grimm this hilarious show will surprise and entertain in equal measure.
    With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 16.

    Persephone
    Priest
    King Silus
    Glanders
    Prince Wilbert
    Old Mother Grimweed
    Mrs Pepper  
    Dusty
    Flora
    Mr Schmidt
    Mrs Schmidt
    Broom Salesman
    Wood Fairy  

    Gert
    Gilbert
    Gary
    Aloysius
    Enid  
    Queen Hermenoptera
    Frank
    Herman
    Heinrich
    Agatha
    Brunhilda
    Gretchen

    Doreen
    Ernest
    Alf
    Charon
    Elsie
    Harold
    Mrs Hades
    Hades  
     

    Cast: 33 characters with scope for a chorus and dancers.

    This show has 10 songs...

    • Once Upon
    • Mean? Me?
    • Careful What You Wish For
    • What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
    • Thick As Thieves

    • My Small Adventure
    • Welcome to the Bacon Slicer
    • Just Because I'm A Hypochondriac Doesn't Mean I'm Not Ill
    • In My Home
    • Ever After

    The CD contains 20 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.

    Once Upon by Ravenbeard Thick as Thieves by Ravenbeard In My Home by Ravenbeard

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    Rebecca Riding Hood

    script £23 songs £10*

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    As ever, Rebecca has to take a basket of goodies to Granny, but this time she is hindered by her annoying little sister, Violet.

    Unbeknownst to them, Lupine Wopperty, teacher of young wolves, is trying to instil some sense of wolfishenss into Sidney Sniff, a determined vegetarian.


    Rebecca's friends, the Three Little Pigs aren't so little and are ready for any huffing and puffing that comes their way.
    And the Three Bears keep having break-ins.
    Can the Witch from Hansel and Gretel be trusted?
    And is Violet's frog all that it seems?

    Everything's as you would expect in a fairytale forest.
    And of course being a fairytale, this story has a happy (and hilarious) ending.
    With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 8 to 12.

    Rebecca Riding-Hood, a headstrong young lady
    Violet, her annoying little sister

    Mrs Riding-Hood, their long-suffering parent

    Lupine Wopperty, teacher of wolves
    Sidney Sniff, young vegetarian wolf

    Witch, a daft old hag

    Cheery Charlie, seller of cheeses  

    Mr Sniff, frustrated father
    Mrs Sniff, frustrated mother

    Mummy Bear
    Daddy Bear
    Baby Bear  

    Arnie van Ham, a pig
    Sylvester van Ham, a pig
    Jean-Claude van Ham, a pig

    Eight Dwarves, vertically-challenged miners  Mr Spaghetti, a reporter for FNN
    Humpty-Dumpty, a big egg
    Norbert, a naughty boy
    Norman, a naughtier boy
    Norris, the naughtiest boy

    Sergeant Spud, a king's man
    Corporal Biggins, jealous of Sgt Spud's lofty position 

    Cast: 30 characters with scope for extra non-speaking parts and a chorus.

    This show has 6 songs..

  • Folk Hero
  • I've Had Enough of You
  • When You're A Wolf
  • The Building Song
  • Why Can't We Be Friends?
  • Fairytale Ending
  • The CD contains 12 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.

    Folk Hero by Ravenbeard When You're A Wolf by Ravenbeard

    An extract from scene 3 - A Visit From The Three Bears

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    Roger Ravenbeard

    script £25 songs £8*

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    It’s bad enough being an eighteenth century pirate without having your mother turn up unexpectedly, then having to hide the fact that you distress people for a living.

    Then there’s the recently captured princess who isn’t all she appears to be.


    And Partial Jack Spatula is out for revenge after you took his eye during your most recent encounter. Well, it’s only fair, isn’t it?
    Will Roger track down the treasure or will he end up having his libber thrown to the sheiks?

    Join Roger, Sam and a cast chock-full of salty sea-dogs, cannibal warrior women and Melville, the amazing sarcastic parrot, in this unusual high-seas adventure.
    With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 14.

    Roger Ravenbeard, scourge of the oceans
    Mrs Ravenbeard, his remarkably well mother
    Sam Bloodlust, aka little Sammy Tinkle
    Mary Kidd / Isabella, not really a princess
    Katy Kidd, a conspicuous stowaway
    Melville, a sarcastic parrot
    Neil Pring, an almoner
    Willy Bunce, a look-out
    Israel O’Reilly, a sea cook
    Noah Grubb, a navigator

    Pip Green, a cabin boy
    Arthur Bobbin, pirate without portfolio
    Slim Jim Flynn, fount of knowledge
    Rupert Flower, hypochondriac buccaneer
    Otis Ogle, a boatswain
    Nathanial Broom, another pirate
    Father ‘Sinless’ Quelch, a ship’s vicar  

    Partial Jack Spatula, a blackguard
    Percy Cork, verbose know-all
    Salathiel Hack
    Zanzibar Brown
    Pedro Santiago
    Headcase Nutter
    Anne Moffet
    Calico Dan
    Windfall Craggs
    Queenie
    Flo
    Babs
    Prudence
    Hilda
    Doreen
    Edna 

    Cast: 33 characters with scope for extra non-speaking parts and a chorus.

    This show has 4 songs..

  • Roger Ravenbeard
  • Sleep Well Sweet Angel
  • Mrs Ravenbeard
  • Think The Impossible

  • The CD contains 8 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.

    Roger Ravenbeard by Ravenbeard Sleep Well Sweet Angel by Ravenbeard

    An Extract from Act II Scene 2 - Roger's Crew Meet the Stowaway

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    A Christmas Carol

    script £26 songs £9*

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    Ebenezer Scrooge has a heart colder than a polar-bear's cold bits.

    His meanness is legendary and this Christmas he's making no exceptions.

    Grave digger Silus Barrow and his lad, Toby Crisp guide you through this story steeped in Victorian gloom.

    This faithful retelling of the classic Christmas story tells of Scrooge's encounter with four ghosts, and his eventual redemption. The script is true to the original story and has much of the original Dickens dialogue intact.

    This classic Christmas story will thrill your audience while giving them a nice rosy glow before they go home.
    With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged 9 to 16.

    Ebenezer Scrooge, Miserly curmudgeon
    Bob Cratchit, His timid clerk

    Silus Barrow, Digger of graves
    Toby Crisp, The sexton’s helper

    Trippet,In debt to Scrooge

    Freddie, Scrooge's nephew
    Mr Pilcher
    Miss Pettigrew

    The Ghost of Jacob Marley

    The Ghost of Christmas Past

    Young Ebenezer
    Fan, Scrooge's sister

    Fezziwig, Young Ebeneezer's Boss
    Dick Wilkins, Scrooge's friend

    Belle, Scrooge's first love
    Henry 

    The Ghost of Christmas Present

    Mrs Cratchit
    Peter Cratchit
    Belinda Cratchit
    Lucy Cratchit
    Will Cratchit
    Martha Cratchit
    Tiny Tim  

    The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

    Agnes

    Mrs Danks, A charwoman
    Mrs Dilber, A laundress
    Mr Dewberry, An undertaker’s assistant

    Caroline, A lady in debt
    Arthur, A gentleman in debt

    Boy, Who fetches the turkey 

    Cast: 34 characters, plus some dancers. There is scope for doubling up some of the smaller parts.

    This show has 6 Christmas Carols...

  • O Come All Ye Faithful
  • The First Nowell
  • Ding Dong Merrily On High
  • Good King Wenceslas
  • God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
  • In The Bleak Midwinter
  • The CD contains 6 tracks - beautiful arrangements of all six christmas carols.

    The First Nowell by Ravenbeard In The Bleak Midwinter by Ravenbeard

    An extract from scene 1 - The Counting House

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    The Mathematician
    of Prague - A Christmas
    Story

    script £25 songs £10*

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    A brand new traditional Christmas story.

    Just how fast does Santa Claus have to travel to visit every home on Christmas Eve? Mathematician Vilem has been asked by the nutty King to work it out.


    The problem is - the King thinks the answer proves Santa doesn't exist and he's threatening to cancel Christmas! But then the King believes that the Sun is only twelve miles away and that gravity is caused by mice.

    Will Christmas be cancelled?
    Will Vilem be able to save the day?
    The whole of Prague is counting on him - but he's counting on Santa.

    With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 14.

    Vilem Pospisil, the king's mathematician

    Zuzana Pospisil, his wife

    Izabela, Vilem's daugher

    Alexej, Vilem's son

    King Karel

    Queen Maria Anna

    Komornik, the king's chamberlain

    Courtiers:
    Leopold
    Eliska
    Yosef
    Hana

    Vilem's friends:
    Rudolf

    Albrecht

    Dalenka

    Ferdinand

    Julia

    Vaclav, Vilem's brother-in-law

    Kristyna, Vilem's sister

    Pavel, Vilem's nephew

    Pavlina, a friend from the Institute

    Magdalena

    Michal

    Baruska, a strong-willed singer of carols

    Santa Claus

    Terry, an elf

    A Moose

    Cast: 26 characters with scope for extra non-speaking parts and a group of carollers.

    Pronunciation guide included for the some of the more difficult names.

     

    This show has 9 Christmas Carols...

    • The First Nowell
    • Once In Royal David's City
    • Good King Wenceslas
    • O Little Town Of Bethlemhem
    • God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

    • In The Bleak Midwinter
    • Away In A Manger
    • O Come All Ye Faithful
    • Ding Dong Merrily On High!

    The CD contains 9 tracks - each of the carols is beautifully arranged in a key that is easy for children to sing.

    O Little Town of Bethlehem by Ravenbeard Ding Dong Merrily On High by Ravenbeard Away In A Manger by Ravenbeard

    An Extract From Scene 2 - The King Discusses His Theories About The Sun

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    The Nativity

    script £24 songs £9*

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    Simon is a very poor apprentice carpenter. He's managed to chisel the end off Joseph's finger and the things he makes bear no resemblance to what they're supposed to be.

    Being a danger to himself, and everyone else around him Joseph has no choice but to let Simon accompany him and Mary as they travel to Bethlehem for the census.


    Meet the Innkeeper and his somewhat unusal wife.
    Discover what the Roman's did for fun at Christmas before there was Christmas.
    Hear the unusually talkative animals!
    Listen to angels as they squabble!
    Goggle at King Herod's crazy proclamations!

    And of course marvel at the original Christmas story.
    With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 8 to 13

    Simon – a carpenter

    Mr Whiskers – Simon’s cat

    Joseph

    Mary

    Neddy – a donkey

    Innkeeper

    Mrs Innkeeper

    Census taker

    Gabriel
    Michael
    Uriel
    Raphael

    Marcellus – a Roman guard

    Gordian – a Roman guard

    Herod

    Xerxes – Herod’s chamberlain

    Melchior
    Caspar
    Balthasar

    Sarah
    Ruth } shepherdesses
    Martha

    Arnold – a sheep

    Some sheep

     Brucie – an ox

    Leon – an ass

    A mouse 

    Cast: 26 characters plus some optional sheep, with scope for extra non-speaking parts and a chorus.

     

    This show has 8 Christmas carols...

    • Once In Royal David's City
    • O Come O Come Emmanuel
    • O Little Town Of Bethlehem
    • In The Bleak Midwinter

    • Away In A Manger
    • While Shepherds Watched
    • We Three Kings
    • O Come All Ye Faithful

    The CD contains 8 tracks - each of the carols is beautifully arranged in a key that is easy for children to sing.

    While Shepherds Watched by Ravenbeard Once In Royal David's City by Ravenbeard O Come All Ye Faithful by Ravenbeard

    An extract from Scene 2 - Preparing for the Journey to Bethlehem

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    Panto Crime

    script £28 songs £11*

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    Our story starts with the endings of four pantomimes: Snow White, Cinderella, Aladdin and Red Riding Hood, but none of them are working out quite as they should.

    Who's been mucking about with the endings, and why?


    Will Cinderella and Snow White find their princes?
    Will Red Riding Hood get her granny out of the wolf's tummy?
    Will Aladdin ever make Jasmine, his high-maintenance girlfiriend happy?
    And will Alan the squirrel ever find his nuts?

    But there's villainy afoot, and this time there's a perfect villain.
    But he has a less-than-perfect sidekick, so there's no telling what will happen!

    The pantomime to end all pantomimes - this show breathes new life into a well-loved genre.
    With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children ageed between 10 and 16.

    Fairy Godmother

    Wicked Queen
    Snow White

    Brainy
    Cranky
    Antihistameeny
    Dozy
    Weepy
    Pasty
    Nippy

    Reg, a woodsman  

    Thisbe
    Clorinda
    Wicked Stepmother
    Cinderella
    Buttons

    Prince Perkiss of Polonia

    Red Riding Hood
    Genii

    Ghost or ghosts

    Abanazar
    Princess Jasmine
    Aladdin
    Wishee-Washee
    Widow Twankey

    Prince Charming
     Malopious
    Pig

    Wolf
    Granny

    Storyteller

    Cast: 30 characters, with scope for a chorus and dancers.

     

    This show has 6 songs...

    • Oh No It Isn't!
    • The Magnificent 7
    • Ugly

    • The Last Man in China
    • I Want Everything
    • Story Ends

    The CD contains 12 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.

    I Want Everything by Ravenbeard The Magnificent Seven by Ravenbeard

    An extract from Act 1 - Red Riding Hood Meets Aladdin's Genii

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    Peace and Goodwill

    script £24 songs £9*

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    It's that time of year again, and Mrs Gusset is holding auditions for the nativity play. She doesn't have an awful lot of talent to choose from but she's sure it will be all right on the night.

    But things don't always go to plan...


    No one wants to sing Little Donkey.
    And Mrs Needle is determined to get 'her Chelsea' a better part than first sheep.
    And Mr Willow, the Head, doesn't want any parents upsetting.
    Meanwhile 'Herod' thinks he should play his part with a French accent.

    Your audience will have a hand in deciding how it all works out.

    Culminating with the class's performance of their Nativity, this comedy will definitely put your audience in the Christmas spirit.
    With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 14.

    Mrs Gusset, a primary school teacher

    Mrs Needle, a moaning parent

    Mr Willow, a liberal headmaster

     Narrator / Millie

    Mary / Mary

    Joseph / Ben

    Gabriel / Ashley

    Herod / Andrew  

    Innkeeper / Naseem

    Donkey / Christopher

    Gaspar / Paige

    Balthazar / Dylan

    Melchior / Hassan

    Shepherd 1 / Daniel

    Shepherd 2 / David

    Shepherd 3 / Rebecca

    First Sheep / [Possibly a fourth Wise Man, Gordon] / Chelsea

    Second Sheep / Tara

    Third Sheep / Owen

    Fourth Sheep / Joe (To read the lines of Sheep 1 if Chelsea plays a Wise Man)

    Angel 1 / Emma

    Angel 2 / Amanda

    Angel 3 / Amy 


    Cast: 23 characters with scope for extra non-speaking parts and a chorus. The children’s names are purely arbitrary and can be changed to more accurately reflect the ethnic mix of your cast.

     

    This show has 6 Christmas carols...

    • God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
    • Gabriel's Message
    • The Holly and the Ivy

    • O Come, O Come Emmanuel
    • Silent Night
    • The Calypso Carol

    The CD contains 6 tracks - each of the carols has been beautifully arranged in a key easy for children to sing.

    The Holly and the Ivy by Ravenbeard The Calypso Carol by Ravenbeard

    An extract from Scene 2 - The First Rehearsal

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    The Poor Old
    Kindly Lovely
    Toymaker

    script £10 songs £2*

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    It’s Christmas Eve and the Toy Maker has just a few more toys to sell. Prime candidate for sale is Bingley, a strangely talkative toy clown, but no one seems to be interested.

    The stock steadily diminishes, but the Toy Maker hasn’t made a penny. He just seems to be giving the stuff away!


    Mrs Toy Maker isn’t happy. How will they feed poor Tom, the tiny orphaned kitten with one eye, a wooden leg and ear mites?

    Can it all be sorted to Mrs Toy Maker’s satisfaction or will Bingley be thrown onto the fire to keep them all warm?
    With music this show runs at about 30 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 8 to 13.

    Toy Maker

    Bingley, a toy clown

    Mrs Toy Maker

    Mum

    Dad

    Child 1

    Child 2  

    Cub Scout Leader

    Cub 1

    Cub 2  

    Director

    Producer

    Cameraman  

    Millionaire

    Some dancing toys 

    Cast: 14 characters plus the dancing toys.

    This show has 2 pieces of music...

  • Dance of the Toys
  • We Live Together
  • The CD contains 2 tracks.

    Dance of the Toys by Ravenbeard

    An extract from the play - The First of the Giveaways

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