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Tooth Fairy has managed to convince the Easter Bunny that it's his fault that children's teeth fall out.
It's all that chocolate, you see. And now he's dispappeared.
In his absence, some very unlikely characters are looking to apply for the newly vacant post.
But with Sergeant Pickles and Constable Spoon on his tail, it can only be a matter of time before he's found. Providing, of course, that Sergeant Pickles doesn't lose all his teeth to his weakness for barley sugars.
Reinforcing the messages that it's important to look after your teeth and to eat healthily, this comedy will entertain both children and adults alike.
With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged between 8 and 14.
The CD contains 6 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.
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The whole of history in 90 minutes!
Without the boring bits!
Did you know?
Babylonian builders were afraid of falling elephants.
Pythagoras wanted to be a cabaret singer.
The Vikings thought Greenland was boring.
Captain Cook discovered the Isle of Wight.
The greatest technological development of recent times was the edible tissue.
Join Old Father Time and Bruce Fortuna as they guide you through scenes depicting life for the Sumerians, Babylonians, Greeks, Romans, Vikings and Aztecs; life in Renaissance Italy; life as an explorer; life in the Workhouse. See the early days of some inventions that shape our modern lives.
This amazing show is guaranteed to be an education as well as an entertainment.
With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 16.
The CD contains 16 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.
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When the whole catalogue of horror story characters convene to elect a new president at the Hotel Crumhorn there was always going to be trouble.
One by one the creatures of the night are bumped off, but by whom?
Or what.
And why?
Will Inspector Spigot and Sergeant Grimley get to the bottom of it?
And what on earth is a pixie doing there?
To make it worse there are two 'normal'guests - Ted and Vera Luncheonmeat - who have been booked into the hotel in error. How will they cope with the werewolves, vampires and witches, not to mention the murders?
More electrifying than an evening plugged into Dr Frankenstein's laboratory equipment, your children will love this monster murder mystery.
With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 14.
The CD contains 6 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.
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Our story starts with the endings of four pantomimes: Snow White, Cinderella, Aladdin and Red Riding Hood, but none of them are working out quite as they should.
Who's been mucking about with the endings, and why?
Will Cinderella and Snow White find their princes?
Will Red Riding Hood get her granny out of the wolf's tummy?
Will Aladdin ever make Jasmine, his high-maintenance girlfiriend happy?
And will Alan the squirrel ever find his nuts?
But there's villainy afoot, and this time there's a perfect villain.
But he has a less-than-perfect sidekick, so there's no telling what will happen!
The pantomime to end all pantomimes - this show breathes new life into a well-loved genre.
With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children ageed between 10 and 16.
The CD contains 12 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.
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The prophecy: a girl born in poverty who is destined to become a queen.
The problem: a king who doesn't want this girl marrying his son, 'the adorable' Prince Wilbert.
This show has it all:
A resourceful young heroine:
A relentlessly nasty king;
A band of inept, but strangely helpful criminal masterminds;
A mysterious used broom salesman;
A hypochondriac ferryman of the underworld;
A puppet who may one day grow up to be a slightly larger puppet.
In order to marry her prince, Persephone must travel to the Underworld to pluck the three golden hairs from the back of Hades. On the way she meets some unusual characters and helps to solve their equally unusual problems.
Weaving elements from Greek myth with a fairytale by the Brothers Grimm this hilarious show will surprise and entertain in equal measure.
With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 16.
Just Because I'm A Hypochondriac Doesn't Mean I'm Not Ill
In My Home
Ever After
The CD contains 20 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.
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As ever, Rebecca has to take a basket of goodies to Granny, but this time she is hindered by her annoying little sister, Violet.
Unbeknownst to them, Lupine Wopperty, teacher of young wolves, is trying to instil some sense of wolfishenss into Sidney Sniff, a determined vegetarian.
Rebecca's friends, the Three Little Pigs aren't so little and are ready for any huffing and puffing that comes their way.
And the Three Bears keep having break-ins.
Can the Witch from Hansel and Gretel be trusted?
And is Violet's frog all that it seems?
Everything's as you would expect in a fairytale forest.
And of course being a fairytale, this story has a happy (and hilarious) ending.
With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 8 to 12.
Rebecca Riding-Hood, a headstrong young lady
Violet, her annoying little sister
Mrs Riding-Hood, their long-suffering parent
Lupine Wopperty, teacher of wolves
Sidney Sniff, young vegetarian wolf
Witch, a daft old hag
Cheery Charlie, seller of cheeses
Mr Sniff, frustrated father
Mrs Sniff, frustrated mother
Mummy Bear
Daddy Bear
Baby Bear
Arnie van Ham, a pig
Sylvester van Ham, a pig
Jean-Claude van Ham, a pig
Eight Dwarves, vertically-challenged miners
Mr Spaghetti, a reporter for FNN
Humpty-Dumpty, a big egg
Norbert, a naughty boy
Norman, a naughtier boy
Norris, the naughtiest boy
Sergeant Spud, a king's man
Corporal Biggins, jealous of Sgt Spud's lofty position
Cast: 30 characters with scope for extra non-speaking parts and a chorus.
The CD contains 12 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.
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It’s bad enough being an eighteenth century pirate without having your mother turn up unexpectedly, then having to hide the fact that you distress people for a living.
Then there’s the recently captured princess who isn’t all she appears to be.
And Partial Jack Spatula is out for revenge after you took his eye during your most recent encounter. Well, it’s only fair, isn’t it?
Will Roger track down the treasure or will he end up having his libber thrown to the sheiks?
Join Roger, Sam and a cast chock-full of salty sea-dogs, cannibal warrior women and Melville, the amazing sarcastic parrot, in this unusual high-seas adventure.
With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 14.
Roger Ravenbeard, scourge of the oceans
Mrs Ravenbeard, his remarkably well mother
Sam Bloodlust, aka little Sammy Tinkle
Mary Kidd / Isabella, not really a princess
Katy Kidd, a conspicuous stowaway
Melville, a sarcastic parrot
Neil Pring, an almoner
Willy Bunce, a look-out
Israel O’Reilly, a sea cook
Noah Grubb, a navigator
Pip Green, a cabin boy
Arthur Bobbin, pirate without portfolio
Slim Jim Flynn, fount of knowledge
Rupert Flower, hypochondriac buccaneer
Otis Ogle, a boatswain
Nathanial Broom, another pirate
Father ‘Sinless’ Quelch, a ship’s vicar
Partial Jack Spatula, a blackguard
Percy Cork, verbose know-all
Salathiel Hack
Zanzibar Brown
Pedro Santiago
Headcase Nutter
Anne Moffet
Calico Dan
Windfall Craggs
Queenie
Flo
Babs
Prudence
Hilda
Doreen
Edna
Cast: 33 characters with scope for extra non-speaking parts and a chorus.
The CD contains 8 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.
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Ebenezer Scrooge has a heart colder than a polar-bear's cold bits.
His meanness is legendary and this Christmas he's making no exceptions.
Grave digger Silus Barrow and his lad, Toby Crisp guide you through this story steeped in Victorian gloom.
This faithful retelling of the classic Christmas story tells of Scrooge's encounter with four ghosts, and his eventual redemption.
The script is true to the original story and has much of the original Dickens dialogue intact.
This classic Christmas story will thrill your audience while giving them a nice rosy glow before they go home.
With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged 9 to 16.
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A brand new traditional Christmas story.
Just how fast does Santa Claus have to travel to visit every home on Christmas Eve? Mathematician Vilem has been asked by the nutty King to work it out.
The problem is - the King thinks the answer proves Santa doesn't exist and he's threatening to cancel Christmas! But then the King believes that the Sun is only twelve miles away and that gravity is caused by mice.
Will Christmas be cancelled?
Will Vilem be able to save the day?
The whole of Prague is counting on him - but he's counting on Santa.
With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 14.
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Simon is a very poor apprentice carpenter. He's managed to chisel the end off Joseph's finger and the things he makes bear no resemblance to what they're supposed to be.
Being a danger to himself, and everyone else around him Joseph has no choice but to let Simon accompany him and Mary as they travel to Bethlehem for the census.
Meet the Innkeeper and his somewhat unusal wife.
Discover what the Roman's did for fun at Christmas before there was Christmas.
Hear the unusually talkative animals!
Listen to angels as they squabble!
Goggle at King Herod's crazy proclamations!
And of course marvel at the original Christmas story.
With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 8 to 13
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Our story starts with the endings of four pantomimes: Snow White, Cinderella, Aladdin and Red Riding Hood, but none of them are working out quite as they should.
Who's been mucking about with the endings, and why?
Will Cinderella and Snow White find their princes?
Will Red Riding Hood get her granny out of the wolf's tummy?
Will Aladdin ever make Jasmine, his high-maintenance girlfiriend happy?
And will Alan the squirrel ever find his nuts?
But there's villainy afoot, and this time there's a perfect villain.
But he has a less-than-perfect sidekick, so there's no telling what will happen!
The pantomime to end all pantomimes - this show breathes new life into a well-loved genre.
With music this show runs at about 90 minutes and is suitable for children ageed between 10 and 16.
The CD contains 12 tracks - each of the songs is recorded with and without a guide vocal. The vocal version will help the children learn the song and the plain backing track can be used for the actual performance.
*Download prices. Performance and photocopying licences included in script price.
It's that time of year again, and Mrs Gusset is holding auditions for the nativity play. She doesn't have an awful lot of talent to choose from but she's sure it will be all right on the night.
But things don't always go to plan...
No one wants to sing Little Donkey.
And Mrs Needle is determined to get 'her Chelsea' a better part than first sheep.
And Mr Willow, the Head, doesn't want any parents upsetting.
Meanwhile 'Herod' thinks he should play his part with a French accent.
Your audience will have a hand in deciding how it all works out.
Culminating with the class's performance of their Nativity, this comedy will definitely put your audience in the Christmas spirit.
With music this show runs at about 60 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 9 to 14.
First Sheep / [Possibly a fourth Wise Man, Gordon] / Chelsea
Second Sheep / Tara
Third Sheep / Owen
Fourth Sheep / Joe (To read the lines of Sheep 1 if Chelsea plays a Wise Man)
Angel 1 / Emma
Angel 2 / Amanda
Angel 3 / Amy
Cast: 23 characters with scope for extra non-speaking parts and a chorus. The children’s names are purely arbitrary and can be changed to more accurately reflect the ethnic mix of your cast.
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It’s Christmas Eve and the Toy Maker has just a few more toys to sell. Prime candidate for sale is Bingley, a strangely talkative toy clown, but no one seems to be interested.
The stock steadily diminishes, but the Toy Maker hasn’t made a penny. He just seems to be giving the stuff away!
Mrs Toy Maker isn’t happy. How will they feed poor Tom, the tiny orphaned kitten with one eye, a wooden leg and ear mites?
Can it all be sorted to Mrs Toy Maker’s satisfaction or will Bingley be thrown onto the fire to keep them all warm?
With music this show runs at about 30 minutes and is suitable for children aged from 8 to 13.
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